Welcome To The Hat People's Home Page, I THE MAD HAT WOMEN am their leader.We are a secret organisation who are currently planning on taking over the world and you , yes you are invited to join as long as you are not a pain in the ass maggothead who I don't like in that case please BUGGER OFF NOW. Well since you didn't BUGGER OFF then you aren't a maggothead (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I really hate them)so please read on. First of all we are presently recruiting new members and if you wish to join please send an email marked I want 2 join to, madhatwomen@yahoo.co.uk If you don't want to join please send an email to the same address marked I don't want 2 join in which case I will in turn send you truck loads of emails in reply to fill up your inbox just to get back at you also you can expect a lot of junk mail also when our global domination plan comes into action you can be sure I will make a point out of my devoted followers crushing you. (ps this site is currently being set up but it will be wicked when it's finished).
I think it is important that you know our commandments before you join(we sometimes double up as a religion). 1.Thou shall get laid.
2.Thou shall get drunk on Friday and Saturday night.
3.Thou shall not be a Maggothead.(grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I really hate them)
4.Thou shall like Monty Python
5.Thou shall not like stupid music like boybands,girlbands most pop really .
6.Thou will always obey your leader (ie me the mad hat women).
7.Thou will keep holy the sabbath day ie Saturday (that brings in 1&2 again).
8.Thou will not tell non-members about us without my permission.
9.Thou will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever reveal our secrets if captured by the enemy during our fight for world domination.
10.Thou will love the brillance that is/was DANGERMOUSE
Those are our basic rules and they have to be obeyed.
But in regards of the the 6th commandment in the unlikely event of me being unavailable for consoltation or for the giving out of orders you may ask permission/opinion from my understudy whos position is currently waiting to be filled.
PEOPLE WHO WE HATE
We hate the following people so if you join you are completly forbidden to talk to them. If I or any of the other founding members find out that you have then it is a punishable offence(see punishment section). WE HATE: 1.Maggotheads 2.Pop fans/bands 3.People who don't like Monty Python 4.People who like cheese 5.People who are to smart for their own good 6.People who like tomatoes
7.People who like soaps(the 1s on tv not
the 1s you wash with)
8.People who are in the in gang
9.People who look good without effort
10.People who make an effort to look good
11.McClarn fans
12.Football fans
13.Golf fans
14.People who keep instant messaging
you while your trying to work
15.People who send junk mail to your inbox
16.People who don't like DANGERMOUSE.
17.Maggotheads
18.Maggotheads
19.Maggotheads
20.Maggotheads
CLICK HERE TO VIEW OLD SITE
If you wish to check out or old webpage please click here but be warned its a pile of bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLD SITE DECLARED OFFICALLY CRAP BY ALL:
THIS IS THE CROWN WHICH I AS THE LEADER OF THE HAT PEOPLE WEAR:IT COMMANDS RESPECT
