OK I suppose you want to know what we the hat people are about.Well as you my have already gathered we are a secret organisation who are currently in the process of a world domination plan,(those who do not welcome this notion will face our rath in the future). We have many other purposes in our existance,although this is our primary function,which if you continue reading you will find out. We plan to hereby rid the world of MAGGOTHEADS(grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I relly hate them) We were also founded as a good excuse to get laid and to get drunk. We have also vowed to bring to attention of those unfortunate people who have been living under a rock since ever to the brillance of Monty Python and Dangermouse.
