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MAR READ THIS NOW

Hey Mar whats up just thought I'd put up a message for you.To make sure you know its me I've decided to remind you of a few things.SEE BELOW IF YOU DARE:
If you don't stop asking me for money I'm gonna kill you until your dead tell everyone I said hello.
By the way don't you know that crisps are bad for you.
That conversation we had about who had the nicest arse I still think I was right.See below for more crap on this."

Remember The Rock
Hey Mar do you remember that rock thing. I won't print what it was cause it might upset you a little but I'm sure you know what I'm on about although there is probably only about 2 or 3 other people in the entire world who do

Remember The Onion Ring Proposal
Not exactly one of the classic events but still a fond memory well maybe not for Paul G.
Didn't really last to long that engagement but hey you were hungary so it was you or the ring and lets face it the ring didn't really stand a chance.(That was during your crisp diet wasn't it.)

I Liked This Pic But Didn't Have Any Place To Put It So I Thought Here Would Do
This is a joke pic and this isn't a porn site Con I mean it anymore porn sites you send to my email asking me to add them to my links page and I swear to God I'll........................

This piece of cartoon art is called BUNGEE JUMPING SEX!
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