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This page comes with a very serious warning!!! The people on this page are considered extremely dangerous and should be approached with the upmost caution,espically if you are of the opposite sex.If any of them are spotted report the sighting to The Hat People HQ by emil to madhatwomen@yahoo.co.uk

CON This guy should only be approached if absolutely necessary.He is considered extremely horny so never turn your back on him.	MAR A new comer to our ranks but none the less is not to be under estimated..Lkes the male of the speices,well any speices,a complete man eater.
J.D. J.D. who I currently suspect of being one of our arch enemies Alison Wonderland. She is to be considered an extreme pain in the arse.Approach to hit.	Paul G. One word dangerous and evil meant to be part chinese.His crimes include being permently out of his skull.Approach with a large bottle of vodka to distract him.
John G. Another of the usual suspects.Known to get very grumpy at times.If he gets to close poke him with a stick.	E.O'D. Not much to say on this one.Known to eat the heads of little babies.If spoted give him a right good telling off.
Danny R. All I'm gonna say is known for having busy hands.Approach with a ten foot barge pole.